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An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.
Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.
eye-jam by boodism April 11, 2011
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The stuff found in the corners of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

The word originated from London.
Ewwwwww my eyes are full of eye jam.
eye jam by tanya walsh March 25, 2004
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