outlawmonk's definitions

Eye Corset

slang for a woman who's had too many facelifts and her eyes are pulled back like an Egyptian cat. When viewed from the front, it appears there is a corset behind her head that has been made too snug.

This came about while watching Susan Lucci's most recent infomercial on face cream. I said, it looks like she has an Eye Corset! Her eyes were so taut they couldn't even close- like an Egyptian Hieroglyph!

Usage: Check out that "Eye Corset!".

by outlawmonk April 15, 2011

Eye Jammy

Slang for getting punched in the eye.

Damn, he got hit with an eye jammy!

by outlawmonk April 15, 2011