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eye stalks 

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.
eye stalks by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011
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Eye Stalking 

The act of stalking with ones eyes.
Person 1 - Are you still eye stalking that waiter?

Person 2 - Yep.
Eye Stalking by Twin19 February 15, 2010

Stalker Eye 

The stalker eye involves looking at someone in such a way that it intimidates them and makes them feel like their space is being intruded upon.

This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.

This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.

A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.

A man sees a woman at the grocery store who is incredibly attractive. He hovers in her vicinity, while giving her the stalker eye.
Stalker Eye by cynical2007 February 23, 2008
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I hit a real purple patch.

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