eye stalks
Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
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Stalker Eye
The stalker eye involves looking at someone in such a way that it intimidates them and makes them feel like their space is being intruded upon.
This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.
This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.
A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.
This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.
This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.
A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.
A man sees a woman at the grocery store who is incredibly attractive. He hovers in her vicinity, while giving her the stalker eye.
Stalker Eye by cynical2007 February 23, 2008
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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