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Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet October 28, 2008
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better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.
How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008
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Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
by Chappo January 20, 2004
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A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.
A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"
by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009
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Poke-in-the-eye

A breakfast treat!

Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.

Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)
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by andycrofts December 15, 2011
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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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