eye patch 

An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.

When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

What what in the butt? Eye patch!

eye patch by SusieB March 10, 2011

eye patch 

Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

eye patch by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

eye-patch underwear by mac2 September 10, 2009

eye patch sally

when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth

man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley

eye patch sally by not sally October 20, 2004

eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

eye-patch underwear by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009

prison eye-patch 

It is the spreading of the scrotum over one's eye.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.

prison eye-patch by master of my domain. May 1, 2009

Emo Eye Patch 

The chunk of hair that a person puts over their eye or face to hide themselvs. Also See Butt Pirate,Emo Hair,Emo,Scene Kids,HxC

"OMGZORZ, I love my Emo Eye Patch!!"

Emo Eye Patch by Matt. Valentia August 6, 2006