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eye patch
Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.
eye patch by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003
eye-patch underwear
Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
eye-patch underwear by mac2 September 10, 2009
eye patch sally
eye patch sally by not sally October 20, 2004
eye-patch underwear
A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
eye-patch underwear by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009
prison eye-patch
If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
prison eye-patch by master of my domain. May 1, 2009
Emo Eye Patch
The chunk of hair that a person puts over their eye or face to hide themselvs. Also See Butt Pirate,Emo Hair,Emo,Scene Kids,HxC
Emo Eye Patch by Matt. Valentia August 6, 2006
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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