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Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. 

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.
"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed 

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

Iowa eye exam 

Sticking your finger into someones, or your own eye knowing that it is contaminated, most likely with poo particles.
How did your son get pinkeye?
He gave himself the Iowa eye exam!
Iowa eye exam by darwyn Sobchek November 21, 2013

Iowa eye exam 

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye
Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!
Iowa eye exam by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013

Garnett Eye Exam

When you are balls deep in a girls mouth, and reach around her back and shove your fist in her ass. Thus causing her eyes yo shoot out of her head.
Garnett Eye Exam by Monster1985 February 21, 2009

Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye
I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam