eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed.

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.

"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

by boooooooooooooored June 1, 2021

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed

The phonetic spelling of each letter

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

by bluestinger66 August 26, 2022

Iowa eye exam

Sticking your finger into someones, or your own eye knowing that it is contaminated, most likely with poo particles.

How did your son get pinkeye?
He gave himself the Iowa eye exam!

by darwyn Sobchek November 21, 2013

Iowa eye exam

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye

Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!

by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013

Garnett Eye Exam

When you are balls deep in a girls mouth, and reach around her back and shove your fist in her ass. Thus causing her eyes yo shoot out of her head.

Garnett eye Exam

by Monster1985 February 21, 2009

Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye

I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025