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Eye Crusties
Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Eye Crusties by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
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eye crusty
The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
eye crusty by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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eye crusties by ouch door handle April 28, 2020
Eye Crusties
Eye Crusties by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
purple crusty eye
where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)
purple crusty eye by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010
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