eye crust 

Boogers in or around your eye in the morning.

Shit! I can't open my left eye there is eye crust all over it!

eye crust by zosow25 February 28, 2009

Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.

After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.

Eye Crusties by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009

eye crusty 

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.

"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"

eye crusty by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

eye crusties by ouch door handle April 28, 2020

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

Eye Crusties by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

purple crusty eye 

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)

argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

purple crusty eye by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005