expongulate

1.)(v.) to attempt to soak up a liquid with a non absorbant material.

2.)(v.) the act of pushing a liquid around without actually cleaning it up.

2.)(n.) a non- absorbant material inteded for the purpose of soaking up a liquid.

- yo bitch! the dog pissed on the rug again! clean it up woman!

- i dont think so! the only way that piss is commin out is if you expongulate it with yo fat head!

- oh no you di'int!

by j castagna May 2, 2008

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Expentulate

When you purposely position oneself in order to audibly amplify the sound of a fart.

He always sits on the wood bench to expentulate his farts.

by Amack9604 June 14, 2020

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expingulate

to kill or eradicate by gruesome means (cf exterminate, extirpate,strangulate)

Often used as an idle threat to a child "If you don't come here in three seconds I shall expingulate you! Twice!"

by Frank Cook September 26, 2005

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Expundulate

(Verb) The process of drawing information out of a reluctant source.
Often used incorrectly by people who make up words, and attempt to style it out to their friends, who fortunately can see through their bare faced lies.

He didn't want to tell the court, but the experienced Judge expundulated the truth from his blagging mouth.

by K Bomb April 8, 2024

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