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uhm excusies? what are you talking about.
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affair excuses
What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
affair excuses by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017
Related Words
Whip'n Excuses
When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.
"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"
"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."
"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."
Whip'n Excuses by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
No Excuses
Getting on with your life...not letting things get in your way...being positive and optimistic...not looking for a reason to avoid something...not wasting an opportunity...
No Excuses by saintjohn February 11, 2013
All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses
Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action
Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name
Alex just lost at foosball:
Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."
Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
Alex just lost at foosball:
Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."
Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses by excuses... July 1, 2009
excuses are like assholes
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
excuses are like assholes by rbraswell November 6, 2008
Excuses
Excuses by $$C-P0sEr$$ December 22, 2009
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