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The word that no one can spell on the internet.
I'm so exited about my vacation!

Excited, not exited, dumbass.
Excited by latiaslatios May 10, 2017

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks 

very, very, very, excited
"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

Excited States of America 

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
Excited States of America by A_SN August 25, 2009
being so overwelmingly happy that you could piss rainbows.
the trix rabbit when he gets his hands on that cereal, hes super excited
excited by im THE catwoman September 11, 2010

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
A feeling often brought on by the publishing of a word you submitted to urban dictionary
I just won a new car, but I am more excited about getting a word published on urban dictionary!
Excited by Schro November 24, 2014