excipation

excipation .. combination of excited and anticipation.

The excipation of the next award is thrilling.
Dawn Starling 9.19.15

by dawnton-saavy November 2, 2015

Exuciation

{ex-oo-suh-ney-shuhn}

Definition---
When you speculate to perceive feelings that are not really there. –Pertaining to ex-boyfriends/girlfriends.

Example---
I was at the pub one night and felt like I really missed my ex-boyfriend. I couldn’t have though as he was, very literally, a wanker. It must have been an exuciation.

by Gwendolenalexia July 31, 2012

pink excavation

Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.

It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010

American Exceptionalism

A tool used to keep people satisfied with not knowing how much they are being fucked over.

"America is the greatest nation in the world. It's perfect and nothing needs fixing. It literally can't improve! I already have the best possible lot in life."
--American one lost paycheck away from homelessness

"American Exceptionalism is the best! I can pay my workers poverty wages, and they won't even do anything about it because they don't know any other way of living! Let's make sure things stay that way."
--American Billionaire

by PortableBacon March 23, 2019

minimally exceptional

A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.

Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"

by EverGreen February 16, 2012

s-excition

society's emphasis and obsession on sex as though it is a missing flavor in everything.

The music industry is under a s-excition nowadays due to the over use of sex-appeal and sex-indicated lyrics.

by C. Kenneth Lee October 30, 2007

buttock exception

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.

by bird lawyer November 27, 2017