excelia

a very cute and loveable person who deserves love uwu 💓💗💖💖

Person: hey i’m dating Excelia

Person 2: that’s good she deserves love!

by hhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj August 27, 2019

excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

Excelgasm

When such satisfaction while using Microsoft Excel results in an orgasm, plain and simple.

Sean: Oh my Lord... look at that graph.
Ethan: Dude, you just had an Excelgasm.

by David Hochmann February 17, 2010

Excelliant

something that is extremely clever or brilliant and excellent at the same time or something that is awesomely clever. can also be used when you cannot decide whether to use brilliant or excellent

man that movies story was excelliant!

by radger May 25, 2010

Exceltarted

The inability to properly use Excel. Most often people over the age of 40, with a strong propensity to destroy formulas. These people often use scratch paper and a calculator to overcome the burden of understanding how the worksheet operates.

CLEAR CONTENTS!!!!! My nighhand is Exceltarted, he can't grasp the concept of a formula!

by txmarmot September 12, 2010

excellante

Pronounced: Ecks-eh-LAWN-TAY

A slang term/intentional mispronunciation used by those who grew up as hippies in the United States of America during the 60s/70s. Similar to groovy, it is used to express awe and appreciation for something exquisite, aesthetic, or tasteful.

>Receives fancy platter of well made gourmet food at a nice restaurant
>"Groovy..."
>Takes first bite
>"Excellante!"
~Quote by my grandfather, R.I.P. Papa

by DankAnk March 30, 2020

Excelciar

The Holy Grail which every guy searches for. The perfectest, sweetest, besy poon-tang ever.

Get on your knees and pray to my Excelciar.

by Lisa March 13, 2003