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excellante 

Pronounced: Ecks-eh-LAWN-TAY

A slang term/intentional mispronunciation used by those who grew up as hippies in the United States of America during the 60s/70s. Similar to groovy, it is used to express awe and appreciation for something exquisite, aesthetic, or tasteful.
>Receives fancy platter of well made gourmet food at a nice restaurant
>"Groovy..."
>Takes first bite
>"Excellante!"
~Quote by my grandfather, R.I.P. Papa
excellante by DankAnk March 30, 2020
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excellante 

So excellent that you can't even pronounce excellent right.
"My grades are excellante!"
excellante by zxcraous February 12, 2014

excellante dante 

a useful saying when wanting to express joy at fortuitous events
Fred: "I finished my homework and got an A on the test today and that book I ordered for my friend came in today."
George: "Excellante Dante"

Chef Excellence 

A chef who often rates his Stay Fresh Bags excellent.
Chef Excellence rates this example 'An excellent example.'
Chef Excellence by smashdude64 November 18, 2012

sartorial excellence 

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.
sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007

Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.

Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.