ews 

A polite way of saying, "Oh right" or "I don't care", only polite as the person you say it to probably won't know what it means and if they ask what it mean you should reply, "Oh it's a word me and my (sibling or friend) use"

"Billie like so hates me now! I told her Alice was dead and it was like obviously a joke, but she fell for it and got upset"
"Ews"

ews by addyAPOCALYPSE December 23, 2008

ews 

E.ven W.ithout S.aying?

ews by Thierry December 3, 2002

prince ews 

A respected member of a number of internet forums. You will find him at CricSim (a forum he owns), and also CricketWeb, RLeague, and formerly Sidhe Interactive.

That Prince EWS duder is dire.

prince ews by H4x H4xors. May 16, 2008

SHART EWS (Early Warning System)

The body’s way of communicating a change in sensation that discriminates between semi-solids and gas in the colon. Combined with the anal proximity alert system it is your underwear's last line of defense.

Her pupils dilated as her SHART EWS (Early Warning System) went into full klaxon mode- eyes desperately scanning the horizon for the nearest portapotty.

SHART EWS (Early Warning System) by Whirlysplat October 24, 2026

Ewsh 

A sound that represent the word goon or GDG. When you see someone who appears to be a goon, make an "Ewsh" sound and this will represent the level of goon that the person is. For higher level of goons, you exagerrate the word to "Eeeewwwwwwwwsssssh!"

The theory behind "Ewsh" is that someone walked in on a certain person who made the "Ewsh" sound and goon face while rubbin one out.

You're at a Steelers football game and you see someone wearing a Mark Breuner jersey with black tape over the 8, only exposing the number 7, with "Roethlis" written in black sharpie on duct tape next to Breuner spelling "Roethlisbreuner." You look at a buddy of yours and give an "Ewsh." Also when you see anyone with a mullet, "Ewsh" is a must.

Ewsh by JT Dice June 20, 2007

ewsome

Something that is gross or disgusting on a personal level which is simultaneously (and ironically) awesome at the same time.

Okay, fine. I do agree that he is smoking hot, but he is such a dirty, dirty sleaze bag. So, if you did him, I guess that would be ewsome!

ewsome by Nerdmaster "L" June 20, 2010

Ewsh 

"Ewsh" is used as a type of expression for when something is too great to be described with normal words. "Ewsh" can also be expressed when taking part in an extreme sport as a way to indicate joy.

"RJ just climbed an entire mountain with no harness"
"Ewsh lad... ewsh"

Ewsh by manofewsh March 2, 2022