So Ewart came over last night - ROCKED MY WORLD! Six times....SIX...!!! I don't want to get off the couch...ever.
by Micha Charleston AKA Mike Charlie December 09, 2008

A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"
by The Grade 12 Guy that yells CHUNK randomly June 08, 2004

by I'm trolling you February 13, 2018

by showmeyourtitsbitch December 12, 2019

by Thebean2002 October 25, 2018

by Gedpissthebed December 29, 2016

A spineless, flaccid individual, usually with poor eyesight, who fancies him or herself a raconteur and general arbiter of good taste, despite the opposite being true. They are particularly fond of earth tones.
The man with the sunglasses and white cane was such a Ewart: he droned on and on about the handsome lines and earth-toned colours of every object he couldn’t see.
by Brandon Storey November 09, 2018
