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everything but

A means by which a classy lady can maintain her sexual dignity by refraining from penile penetration yet still partaking in all other sexual activities.
'So did you shag that fitty that looks a bit like Duncan from blue?'
'No, we did everything but'
everything but by niahbois May 14, 2010

Everything But

Valerie: "I'm getting together with this guy tonight to do an Everything But!"

Amanda: "No way!!!!"
Everything But by Carlyia August 2, 2008

Everything But

Someone who does a lot of every kind of drug but refrains from taking the infamously addictive and destructive drug, Heroin.
Someone who's does "Everything But" is usually proud or happy of the fact that they avoid Heroin; yet are clueless to how damaged they are from all of the other drugs they take. They live in blissful ignorance.
"Yo, you hear that Katie OD'd on H last week?"

"Oh damn dude, I thought she did Everything But"
Everything But by PinchPeak June 29, 2020

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.
Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

everything but the kitchen sink

"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."

everything but-girl

A lady who engages in all sexual activity except penetration, thereby preserving her virginity and reputation and upsetting men everywhere; a cock-tease.
James: 'You get any last night? That Emily girl is hot, man.'

Man: 'Nah man, nothing doing there. She blew me and let me eat her out but that was it. No entrance. She's an everything but-girl.'