A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.
The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.
A southern (particularly suffolk) term for fucking something up, whether it's pushing a door that said pull, or failing in school and becoming a bum with no prospects and no girlfriend.
You see that guy emerick that shot? Straight over the bar!