the most adorable boy on the entire planet! he is funny, sweet, caring, and beyond amazing. he’s the best boyfriend on the globe, and he will do absolutely anything to make you happy. he is everyone’s pride and joy!! his smile brightens up any day, and his laugh is the most beautiful song ever. his eyes are the prettiest eyes in the history of all eyes. overall, he’s just a lil cutie :)
Eldrick is a kind person with a big heart. Doesn't always show his love but when he does he is the best person to be around. He's a loyal man when in a relationship and when his girlfriend is in a bad mood, he can always put a smile on her face. Has the most amazing eyes, that when you look into them you get lost.Is very smart but never shows it at school, and is an amazing athlete, especially when it comes to baseball. He also wants to fuck Daniela
' Eldrick still hates Ashley whats new she cheated on Daurys
A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.
The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.