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A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.
The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.
Emerick by Ron Merz September 8, 2007
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A southern (particularly suffolk) term for fucking something up, whether it's pushing a door that said pull, or failing in school and becoming a bum with no prospects and no girlfriend.
You see that guy emerick that shot? Straight over the bar!
Emerick by Haverhole January 1, 2011
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A very smart, funny and cool guy
Look its Emerick the smart guy
Emerick by Hopped February 17, 2022
Emerick is a male given name for someone that is hardworking, self-observant, independant and humorous. Emerick has a lot of friends but not a lot of close friends. Emerick can be irritating but also joyful and kind. We love Emerick.
Girl: Hey, Emerick.
Emerick: Fuck you, but I love you.
Emerick by elkryp November 21, 2021
Tall guys that radiate confidence and swagger. Good looking and smooth with the ladies. Emerick’s have great minds and are even greater in bed. If you’ve never been with an Emerick you’re missing out.
Omg look at that guy he looks like an Emerick.
Emerick by Robby crockedick November 22, 2021

Byron Emerick 

He nap. He snacc. He heartattac.
Who is the laziest slug of all? Byron Emerick.
Byron Emerick by Captain Sack May 24, 2021

jacob emerick 

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay
jacob emerick by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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