To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"
by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017
Get the evaporate my tenderloinmug.