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evani
Evani is outgoing, pretty and has millions of friends. She has many hoes, and many people that simp over her. She is also the bests when it come to playing volleyball. Don't mess with her or you will get donkeyed by her. If she were an animal she would be tiger and rip your face off. She is also a cancer which makes her a pretty, loyal beast. Treat her with love and respect or get donkeyed by her and her troop of friends. Evani can be greedy and genorous. Treat her with love!!!!!
boy1; evani is so annoying.
boy2: dont say that bro!! you will get donkeyed by her!!!
EVANI: WHAT DID U SAY U BOOTY SLIME LICKER LOOKING AHH
boy2: dont say that bro!! you will get donkeyed by her!!!
EVANI: WHAT DID U SAY U BOOTY SLIME LICKER LOOKING AHH
evani by hgwhsbsjhxksks January 17, 2023
Evan Peters
Evan Peters by queen of everything August 19, 2014
Evan Mathis
One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
Evan Peters
the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.
Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
Evan Peters by annabienkowski November 13, 2020
Evan Peters
Evan Peters by leoleeo July 2, 2019
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