Evanians

Obsessive fans of the sultry Men’s Figure Skating star, Evan Lysacek who often make elaborate plans to kidnap and/or clone the Olympic Gold Medalist and flee the country with him, but would never actually carry out the plans because that would be criminal. Evanians may also occasionally dream of Evan, and his affinity for cornbread.

All of the Evanians were glued to their televisions as he danced his futuristic Cha cha cha.

by LysacekFan May 14, 2010