evan james

the fuck boi that you never see coming. he will lead you on for monthes then randomly stop talking to you and tell you he’s talking to other girls. watch the fuck out bitches

“hey who is evan james?”
“ugh that’s the dick that ghosted me last week”

by juulsrcuul August 08, 2019

Evan James Blackmon

Friend with everybody, hella Good looking, Smart af, athletic, and gets all the pussy

Evan James Blackmon is one of the coolest people I know

by Spit staight facts August 06, 2018

Evan James Tucker

This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:

Chick: I'm praying.
Dude: To God?
Chick: No way! To Evan James Tucker.

by OhhMyAshnitz(: May 20, 2010

James Evans

A freelance toothbrush designer. Widely known for drinking whisky and fighting pigeons.

Somewhat sweet and fattening.

OMG Janet, did you see James Evans fighting that pigeon the other day?

by Charlie420lolz October 20, 2020

isaac james evans

he always gets jealous when someone is talking about something

isaac james evans is jealous because i have "everything" in the world

by isaacdobejealoustho November 13, 2020