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Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Euphoric Fedorafag by The_Flying_Nun July 2, 2017
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euphoric
A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:
Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums
*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.
Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums
*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.
"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.
I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.
I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.
In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."
I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.
I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.
In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."
Euphoria
Girl : I'm feeling so happy right now that i could explode
Man: That's Euphoria
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BTS/ Jeon Jungkook: TAKE MY HANDS NOW YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIA!!!
ARMY: *dies*
Man: That's Euphoria
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BTS/ Jeon Jungkook: TAKE MY HANDS NOW YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIA!!!
ARMY: *dies*
Euphoria by Yoominstan May 31, 2018
pork euphoria
the phrase 'pork euphoria' refers to post coital afterglow, mostly applied after a particularly dirty sexual session.
pork euphoria by like you want November 8, 2009