Short phrase, used to threaten the listener of the speaker into not doing something they've just spoke of. Similar to don't you dare, but it more accurately translates to "if you go and do said thing, I will make sure there are consenquences".
Speaker 1: I am going to tell your mum about what you just did!
To take a common item, usually clothing or accessory, glue a bunch of ribbon, sequins, or rhinestones to it and then resell it on Etsy.com for a large markup. The quality of the item is usually so-so but unique none-the-less. Often used as an adjective in conjunction with up, ie. Etsied-up.
That sweater was just a $1 at the thrift store until she got it all Etsied-up.
Etsik is small but mighty. Scary but sweet. Loves to laugh and loves to make you happy. Sharp mouth you want to knock him sometimes but overall the best person to have in your life. Cutest from head to toes.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.