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Etsi kai 

Short phrase, used to threaten the listener of the speaker into not doing something they've just spoke of. Similar to don't you dare, but it more accurately translates to "if you go and do said thing, I will make sure there are consenquences".
Speaker 1: I am going to tell your mum about what you just did!

Speaker 2: Etsi kai!

Speaker 1: What will you do? Deny it?
Etsi kai by Hmanasou23 July 28, 2021
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To take a common item, usually clothing or accessory, glue a bunch of ribbon, sequins, or rhinestones to it and then resell it on Etsy.com for a large markup. The quality of the item is usually so-so but unique none-the-less. Often used as an adjective in conjunction with up, ie. Etsied-up.
That sweater was just a $1 at the thrift store until she got it all Etsied-up.

Mary totally etsied that hairbow.
Etsied by lbferret October 30, 2010

Tom Etsion 

An Englishly challenged Pokemon fan who draws females.
This Gardevoir must have been drawn by a Tom Etsion.
Tom Etsion by OreganoWaterme December 16, 2021
Etsik is small but mighty. Scary but sweet. Loves to laugh and loves to make you happy. Sharp mouth you want to knock him sometimes but overall the best person to have in your life. Cutest from head to toes.
Etsik shut up
Etsik by Easy711 November 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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