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ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️
girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**
ethan liao by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022
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ethan liao

ethan liao is the type of person that will make you very confused about ur relationship with him.
girl 1: what’s ur relationship with ethan liao
me: oh ummm i actually don’t know…
girl 1: wdym?
me: ok let me explain…i'm not complaining or anything but like he is honestly very annoying. I don't even get why I like him. All he does is spread horrible shit about me or practically anyone that said anything to him. He would be like “omg guys the girl that likes me stared at me today.” like wtf do you seriously have to tell your friend group literally every single thing you did today and what happened today in explicit detail? that's why i always wanna see ethan…i also wanna see him bc i wanna go see his lil smile like omg!! he definitely has to smile more bro i love his smile so much his smile makes me fold. bro every single time i see his lil soft smile i die inside my body. why is he so damn cute like …EVERY TIME BRO…EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SOFT SMILE I WANNA GO HUG HIM SO BAD BUT I CAN'T. Whenever I am having a bad day, I always think of Ethan. thinking of his soft cute smile always makes my day better. I like everything about him; I love his hair, eyes, nose, and practically everything. I especially love his smile.….HE IS SO MAJESTIC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO I AM SO IN LOVE BRO HIS VOICE TOO BRO AND HIS SMILE LIKE HE NEEDS SHOW HIS SMILE OUT MORE BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS CUTE BRO I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
ethan liao by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023
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