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ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb

When your so bored you skip the first two and last two letters
Bored to death from playing league of legends a human decides to type ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way but skipping the first two and last two letters) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx 

Congratulations. You found it. You were so unimaginably bored that you typed this into the keyboard. Wow.
“Hey look, Joseph’s typing in Ertyuiopqwdfghjklascvbnmzx into his keyboard when he should be studying for his test and getting bitches! What a nerd!”

rtyuiopqwefghjklasdvbnmzxc 

True boredom.
You get this by typing in order at the top of the keyboard, but you start at "R." You go to the end of the row, and then put in "QWE." You do the same for the next two rows, starting at the fourth key and replacing the first three keys at the end. I really, truly hope that no one finds this.
Person: "I'm gonna type rtyuiopqwefghjklasdvbnmzxc into Urban Dictionary and see what pops up."
UB: Shows definition
Person: "...Oh."

ertyuioplmnbvcxzaqwsdfghjk 

when you are VERY bored that you decide to come up with another boredom word and you get ertyuioplmnbvcxzaqwsdfghjkl
Me: Hm, let's see if people have come up with this boredom word. *types ertyuioplmnbvcxzaqwsdfghjk*
Me: No results? Well that means that I am going to put this in the urban dictionary!

ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

really going at it huh ?

you just entered qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmbut but left out the first two
ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

don't have time for this either

ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqway 

When you are bored so you type or translate qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm in Pig Latin.
Person 1: Hey there, have you qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm today?
Person 2: Not yet, why are you asking that question?
Person 1: Because I wanna know.
Person 2: However, I will qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm later, but I will tell you this, I was bored so I had to type ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqway in my keyboard.