epic bailure 

To commit the act(s) of an epic failure to the highest degree resulting in the realization of an immediate need to flee the location of said act(s). This attempt to flee is intended to maintain any remaining shred(s) of dignity.

1. When one finds a tasty treat dangling precariously inside a vending machine and tries to dislodge it by jump kicking the front of said machine breaking the protective glass. After such an act a turn and burn, or epic bailure if you will, is executed.

2. When attempting to park a motor carriage, an individual initiates contact with several motor carriages leaving considerable damage on all motor carriages present. This crumple-rama is now left in the dust of destruction by a rather timely epic bailure.

epic bailure by dubyaspretzelbaker August 31, 2010

epicfailure 

an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind

Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
Sir: "OMFG THIS IS EPICFAILURE."

epicfailure by Pierce The Mighty December 17, 2007