epic bailure 

To commit the act(s) of an epic failure to the highest degree resulting in the realization of an immediate need to flee the location of said act(s). This attempt to flee is intended to maintain any remaining shred(s) of dignity.

1. When one finds a tasty treat dangling precariously inside a vending machine and tries to dislodge it by jump kicking the front of said machine breaking the protective glass. After such an act a turn and burn, or epic bailure if you will, is executed.

2. When attempting to park a motor carriage, an individual initiates contact with several motor carriages leaving considerable damage on all motor carriages present. This crumple-rama is now left in the dust of destruction by a rather timely epic bailure.

epic bailure by dubyaspretzelbaker August 31, 2010

epicfailure 

an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind

Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
Sir: "OMFG THIS IS EPICFAILURE."

epicfailure by Pierce The Mighty December 17, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016