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this guy is ether a jackass or a class clown, however don't take them for granted they can be dangerous and unpredictable
EOMONN SHUT THE FUCK UP
eomonn by GlitchMasster64 September 17, 2020
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Eamonn Holmes 

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
Eamonn Holmes by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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A beautiful,smart,bright girl. Shes a good friend and will always be there for you. She's super nice and caring.
I need a friend like emonnie [Get you a emonnie
emonnie by E.moneeyyy April 23, 2017
A man who is very funny, physically fit, and is rarely bored. You can always trust his word, and if he wants you to know he cares about you, he will make sure you find out. He may have a difficult time expressing his feelings, but that isn't an issue, because he is a very brave man who is ready to try anything. Even if it means hugging someone when he hasn't hugged anyone for years. Eamonn is a very intelligent man with many talents, and he is also very practical and more mature than most men you meet. He has most likely been bullied many times in the past, and is suffering a little now because of it. Despite the bullies, Eamonn is one of the best types of guys to run into, and you'd be lucky to find one.
guy 1: That guy over there is so smart and he looks so athletic!
girl: Omg he is so handsome and nice! I wonder name could fit him?
guy 2: Oh yeah, that's my best friend Eamonn, he's awesome. Want me to introduce you?
both girl and guy 1: TOTALLY! :)

Eamonnsfat 

Eamonnsfat is the name of a very large pleasure cruiser usually docked on the South Bank of London. It is often seen floating near to Ruthsoffagain, a rather drab looking old steamer.
"Wow, look at Eamonnsfat. What a whopper of a boat."
"I know. If that boat was human it would be morbidly obese."
Eamonnsfat by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
A man many women love. He is very sexy and has a huge penis but not too big ladies. He can perfectly satisfy any women in sex and outside of sex. A huge family man. Will be a great dad and loves dogs. He is also very hilarious.
Wife: Ur such a good dad and husband and sex partner
Eamonn: Aw shucks im gonna blush also do you wanna hear mo bamba or sicko mode.
Eamonn by AliceRoberts January 2, 2019
Emonni is a very smart girl,who loves to do work, shes a loving and caring person who sometimes can be mean,she makes friends easily, if u ever find Emonni you're very lucky
Emonni is Sexy and shes a freak also loving
emonni by Struckboomss May 23, 2018
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