A Parent(97% of the time is a mother and can also be referred to as Karen ) who treats their child LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. They will literally do anything to make life hell for anyone else just for their "Precious Little Angel " whether it's letting them do whatever they want in public places with no consequence, or will literally try to steal other peoples property like Peoples Pets or Backpacks or bikes E.T.C. But when the authorities come they will try to lie and cheat their way out of a sticky situation. They can be seen driving Minivans/SUVs(Preferably Kia) with their children in tow. They can be found at places like Coffee shops, Fast Food Places, Public Playground, Dog Parks and literally anywhere else where kids would be. They generally live in the upper-middle-class suburbs and carry Gucci or Louis Vuitton Handbags and Glasses. To hear some of these stories check out r/entitledparents on Reddit.

Entitled Parent: YOU THERE My child really likes your dog
Person: Oh thank you
Entitled parent: YOU WILL GIVE ME THIS DOG OR ELSE I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT FOR THEFT OF PROPERTY!
Person: But this is my dog who is microchipped under my name.
Entitled parent: I DONT CARE! (tries to steal the leash but horribly misses)
Person: (Does the smart thing and runs away)

Entitled Parent by BeastlyHawk May 9, 2019

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r/entitledparents

A subreddit, currently being featured on many Reddit-reading YouTube channels, that features stories about parents holding themselves to higher standards than others because they have kids. Contains many fake stories.

r/entitledparents: GIVE MY CHILD YOUR SWITCH, YOUR HOUSE, YOUR MONEY, YOUR FOOD AND YOUR VIRGINITY AND IF NOT THEN YOU'RE A BI- OOPS I MEAN IDIOT, I CAN'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MY ANGEL

r/entitledparents by MrOrcaDood February 8, 2019

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proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

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entitlement bitch

A person who is used to getting their way no matter what. A person who will not take no for an answer.

EB: I want my poodle gold plated.
X: We cannot gold plate poodles.
EB: I will not rest until I have complained to your manager, the president of your company, your mother, your poodle, your best friend and every person in this establishment until I get my way.

entitlement bitch by Amber E. May 5, 2005

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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