A word like langauge, recognizable only in print since its pronunciation is indistinguishable from its cognate, English. Often appears in important documents like resumes, cover letters and masters' theses. Usually found only after the document has been sent, but also found in many places on the Internet. Users usually wonder, silently, about the ways of spell check and then make an appointment with their oculist.
by jorzef January 2, 2008
Get the Enlgish mug.When you're trying to chat at a reasonable speed, but you keep messing the words up with letters in opposite places of where they should be. Not to be confused with Engrish or Engish.
Jim: Hey Suzy, let's go for a wlak. We shuold definitely be sure to call the others and get them to join us.
Suzy: *walk. And *should.
Jim: Haha, yeah, sorry, my Enlgish is acting up today.
Suzy: *walk. And *should.
Jim: Haha, yeah, sorry, my Enlgish is acting up today.
by Advictoriam February 27, 2018
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A stereotypical Finnish English accent.
The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.
Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.
The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.
Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.
by bad_man12 August 11, 2016
Get the rally english mug.John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!
by Mahdi.English June 12, 2020
Get the Mahdi English mug.A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020
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by SieC5 February 18, 2020
Get the English Class mug.The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.
by Lenwooo October 28, 2013
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