Enj 

General contentment generally associated with hanging out.

Dudes. Welcome. Grab some brews and enj.

Enj by Miles Strom April 21, 2008

Enj 

Enj is a monosyllabic pronouciation for the abbreviation of N.J.

N.J. is the abbreviated phrase for Nigger Jew.

1. It is sometimes used as an informal greeting or general banter among friends without malicious intent.

2. It can also be used as an insult to anyone from blacks to jews.

Sup enj?
Stop being such an enj and shut up.
Some enj just stole my rims!
This enj just tried to sell me crack.
That enj is on his way to the synagogue

Enj by Nigger Jew March 5, 2008

EnJ All Day 

Phrase coined by Award Winning Hip Hop show host's Dj E and Dj J

New music,New News,New Swag, New Everything = EnJ All Day

Bro1- The EnJ show was slapping last night!!!
Bro2- You already know this, Its EnJ ALL DAY!!!!!

EnJ All Day by MusicDoctor December 1, 2011

weakest v1nce enjoyer 

a man with iron balls, man with the will of 1000000 suns, a man who can rip apart worlds just via THINKING

weakest v1nce enjoyer can kick our asses

weakest v1nce enjoyer by the coolest guy who IS cool April 20, 2022

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Enjolras 

Ravishing piece of French ass that captains the barricade during the infamous student-led June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Misérables. Repeatedly compared to Greek gods/heroes because he's just that perf. Aside from indoctrinating dull peeps about REVOLUTION!!! he sometimes feels inclined to hold spontaneous crash courses in sass 101.

Also manages to acquire a fanboy who worships him but real talk Enjolras is already in a mutually exclusive relationship with the Motherland so unless one has something to contribute about his beloved Patria, merci mais non merci. But oH my friends mY FRIENDs they die holding hands and in that moment all the stars wept and fell from the sky. Ergo all of Javert's silent sentinels went mia and no thanks to all his starry amigos deserting him for some revolutionary French boys he ends up swan-diving into the Seine. (Note: this explanation may be considered sacrilegious to the brick but not to the fangirl/boy heart).

So to conclude: you may think Enjolras is just your average Graeco-Roman god incarnate, carbine-wielding revolutionary faced Venus, but in reality, he's so much more than that. He can be a royal bitch but we fucking adore him because we all know that in his core, he has a heart that's as golden as his hair. If you aren't madly in love Enjolras you are either:

1. wrong
2. wrong
3. in denial

I decided that Enjolras rules the barricade of my heart.

Enjolras by ramenoodles May 17, 2013

My left ear enjoyed this video 

This is a common comment you see on Youtube videos, whereas the video only projected sounds on the left headphone. Only headphone users experience this.

This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.

Example Scenario:

*plays a video*

Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?

*sees this one comment*

"My left ear enjoyed this video."

Oh, guess it's not just me.

My left ear enjoyed this video by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam January 30, 2018