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engolitis 

Referenced on a little known parenting website. Symptoms include regularly being rightly pissed off.
Not to be compared to Clairecitis which instantly renders its victims utterly humourless while lasting effects includes sanctimony, disdain and boredom.
A sufferer of engolitis is as likely to go postal as any us postal service worker ever was.
engolitis by engol March 15, 2011
Words you can keep
engltish denotes a person from the british isles, with one parent from england and one parent from scotland
the united states embassy in london
vias enquiries.

clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.
engltish by will6691 December 18, 2011
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The rational fear that a big company will screw you over.
I do not think I can ever trust another company. I am suffering from Enronitis.
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Eurolitist

Someone who is obsessed with and/or only accepts things that are European.
American: "Why do you put that chocolate stuff on your bread rather than Jiff peanut butter?"
European/Wannabe European: "1. It's called Nutella. 2. Because I'm a Eurolitist. And 3. You're an idiot."
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That douchebag loves himself so much he's suffering from a real bad case of Egoitis.
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englilish 

A lesson in which Strong Bad excels!
Will you write my englilish paper for me?
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emolitist 

A combination of the words "emo" and "elitist"; it describes one who listens to emo music and regards any bands that they don't like as "trash". They tend to be indie snobs and they look down on those who don't share their taste in music
That kid is such an emolitist. He thinks that they're all posers because they didn't like the Used until after they became popular, which at point he stopped liking the Used. Now if anyone he knows doesn't like Small Brown Bike or Something Corporate, he won't even talk to them in public.
emolitist by Miss Maranda July 2, 2003
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