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Egoitis
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EGOITIS (e-go-i-
tis
) ~ a condition where the
victim
suffers from inflammation of the
Ego
.
That douchebag
loves
himself so much he's suffering from a real
bad
case
of Egoitis.
Egoitis
by
Sammi3004
November 28, 2012
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Mirror Jockey
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A person who spends so much
time
looking in the mirror they may as
well
be riding (having
sex
) with it.
Loving yourself that much isn't right, how much
time
does he spend in the
bathroom
? He's a total mirror
jockey
!
Mirror Jockey
by
Sammi3004
November 28, 2012
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