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Egoitis
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EGOITIS (
e
-go-i-tis) ~ a condition where the
victim
suffers from inflammation of the
Ego
.
That
douchebag
loves himself so
much
he's suffering from a real bad
case
of Egoitis.
Egoitis
by
Sammi3004
November 28, 2012
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Egoitis
mug.
Mirror Jockey
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A
person
who spends so much
time
looking in the
mirror
they may as well be riding (having sex) with it.
Loving yourself that much isn't
right
, how much
time
does he spend in the bathroom? He's a total
mirror
jockey!
Mirror Jockey
by
Sammi3004
November 28, 2012
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Mirror Jockey
mug.