english 3d

an English kink for British people

that dude has an English 3d

by katelovessonicyelena March 1, 2022

Englished

To get unbelievably stupid drunk

I went to McSorleys the other night and got so englished that I fell asleep on the train and wound up in the middle of nowhere.

by DBrads March 12, 2008

Englished

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.

You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.

by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009

Englished

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.

"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."

by Deke Miller April 13, 2007

Englished

When you are spending all of your time with a guy who acts like he is into you. He pays for your meals and holds your hand and tells you how great you are and how pretty you are and sends you mixed messages all the time. But he doesn't want to go any further than that. He just wants a pretty girl to hang out with and make him feel better about himself. This guy either has 1. an overall fear of commitment 2. a FWB with an ugly chick that he can't bring in public 3. can't get over his ex. Possibly all three. Origins: Eric English - the master of the game

I thought Adam wanted to date me but turns out I was just being Englished.

by Penelope Honeywell May 24, 2017

EnglishBD

An absolute fucking monstrosity to humanity, if you see him he will melt your face with his indescribable stench. It will hurt a lot... but don't worry that's only the first part. After he will take you to his "house" and he will rape you with diligent intent, his massive cock will enter your nose but rapidly come out of your ear and it will stay there for quite some time. A day or so will pass and purple pustule's will begin to grow on your lower abdomen. I have observed over many days and I have discovered that there is some sort of liquid that oozes out every 48 hours and it burns the skin as it runs down the body, Don't panic though you will still be awake when this is going on so you need to think fast before the first goo sack pops. I will try to conduct my own experience... if I do not respond in the first 48 hours i will be dead.

Alpha-6 there is an EnglishBD in the AO

by i understand your pain September 19, 2019

englishdave

EnglishDave

EnglishDave Is A Label Used To Describe An Unapologetic, Sarcastic, Outspoken, Kinda Guy & Is Never Afraid To Tell You Exactly How Much Of A Bloody Idiot You Are. He Can Win Any Arguement By LoudLy & Firmly Saying The Word Fuck A Lot & Never Passes Up Any Opportunity To Mention His Dick & Balls In General Conversation. EnglishDave Will Make Your Jaw Drop, Your Momma Faint & Your Panties Loose.

"Oh man, That EnglishDave Is Straight Up Savage. He Has No Room For Your Feelings & Bullshit Drama."

by FemaleFlatty November 21, 2020