Englished 

To get unbelievably stupid drunk

I went to McSorleys the other night and got so englished that I fell asleep on the train and wound up in the middle of nowhere.

Englished by DBrads March 12, 2008

Englished 

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.

You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.

Englished by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009

Englished 

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.

"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."

Englished by Deke Miller April 13, 2007

Englished 

When you are spending all of your time with a guy who acts like he is into you. He pays for your meals and holds your hand and tells you how great you are and how pretty you are and sends you mixed messages all the time. But he doesn't want to go any further than that. He just wants a pretty girl to hang out with and make him feel better about himself. This guy either has 1. an overall fear of commitment 2. a FWB with an ugly chick that he can't bring in public 3. can't get over his ex. Possibly all three. Origins: Eric English - the master of the game

I thought Adam wanted to date me but turns out I was just being Englished.

Englished by Penelope Honeywell May 24, 2017

ENGLISHED 

WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED

person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck

ENGLISHED by little homo May 9, 2022

rally english 

A stereotypical Finnish English accent.

The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.

Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.

"Jees ai speek rally english"

rally english by bad_man12 August 11, 2016

Mahdi English 

The best English teacher alive (used as a noun)

John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!

Mahdi English by Mahdi.English June 12, 2020