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a term to define how much you don’t give a single fuck.
demetri: bitch i don’t give an enadie. a twin towers bush hog leaf blower chicken mower triple decker multi vitamin flinstone flying fuck.

hi joe and chloe and sarah and ivette and celia and presley and averie and mom and anyone else i know if u see this
enadi by alphakenni01 May 29, 2020
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happy ending hands 

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
happy ending hands by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
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enadi • enadina • Endicott • Enail • Endi • Endia • eadie • Eadin • Eladia • enada

engadine mcdonald's 

McDonald's store in the south of Sydney
Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997
engadine mcdonald's by Hack404 March 28, 2019

Eradication Station 

A meme account on Instagram that only posts memes about lemons and kangaroo trivia.
Phone: eradication_station posted a photo.
Eradication Station: Do you know any kangaroo trivia? Lemons
A pretty girl with ambition, people usually sleep on her but she really bad asf👅,she has a good heart gives great advice and can be the best friend or girlfriend
I don't know about you but Endiyah look bad today.
endiyah by losthaven December 27, 2016

never-ending wipe 

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.
"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"
never-ending wipe by b1g December 29, 2007

Ending in Production

When you have just smashed one out, and your wife or girlfriend or any regular whore asks you to make sweet sweet fuck to her, and you do it, but when you come the amoung of sperm that is produced couldn't even bukkake a sea monkey. Very embarrassing.
(walks into bathroom and sees wife's victorias secret catalogue in magazine rack conveniently placed next to toilet for literate shits.)

"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."

(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)

ENDING IN PRODUCTION
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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