b1g's definitions

m'ork

Short for mudcork.

Once I popped my m'ork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007

DSMN

Directory Service Manager for NetWare

Synchronizes user accounts between your Windows NT server and one or more Novell NetWare servers. Old software, now obsolete.

DSMN extends the Windows NT Server directory service features for user and group account management to NetWare servers.

by b1g February 26, 2011

mork

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007

never-ending wipe

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.

"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"

by b1g December 29, 2007

mud cork

Alternate form of mudcork.

Once I popped my mud cork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007

mudcork

A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mudcork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007