Definitions by b1g

DSMN 

Directory Service Manager for NetWare

Synchronizes user accounts between your Windows NT server and one or more Novell NetWare servers. Old software, now obsolete.

DSMN extends the Windows NT Server directory service features for user and group account management to NetWare servers.

DSMN by b1g February 26, 2011

mudcork 

A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mudcork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

mudcork by b1g December 29, 2007

m'ork 

Short for mudcork.

Once I popped my m'ork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

m'ork by b1g December 29, 2007

mork 

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

mork by b1g December 29, 2007

mud cork 

Alternate form of mudcork.

Once I popped my mud cork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

mud cork by b1g December 29, 2007

never-ending wipe 

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.

"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"

never-ending wipe by b1g December 29, 2007