empty nester

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.

Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!

by wmem May 9, 2006

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

Empty netter

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.

I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night

by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018

empty netter

A girl who is easy. Like a scoring a goal on an empty net

"Did you see that chick i hooked up with last night!"
"Yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!"
"Nah man she was an empty netter"
"SCOOORRREEEE"

by J-Mayne June 18, 2008

empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

by spurtd21 December 1, 2009