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emotilapse

The waste in time one experiences when choosing the correct emoticons.
Seriously took me forever to comment I guess I experienced an emotilapse.
emotilapse by mimi_boss February 26, 2015
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A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
emotard by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007
1. Someone who acts emotionless.

2. Someone with a personality that makes a potato look interesting.

3. Someone so sad that a potato looks very cheerful in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer.
1. Vennession had no emotions to speak of, making her emotionless, and therefore an Emotato.

2. Ulquiorra Schiffer has a dead, bland personality, with the exception of calling everyone he meets trash, making him nearly 95% Emotato.

3. Ulquiorra Schiffer always looks so sad, like he needs a big hug and lots of chocolate, so sad that the baked potato I had for lunch looked extremely happy in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer, Cuatro Espada.
Emotato by SaintVenn January 2, 2011

Emotastic 

In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo.
That song is Emotastic!
Emotastic by Jessica December 19, 2004

emotastic 

A blurb of the words "emo" and "fantastic", having the following meanings:

-Being so emo as to cause physical pain to others. Ridiculously emo.

-Quintessentially emo. So emo as to bring the word "emo" to mind when observed.

-Sloppily emotional but still unnaturally cool.
Oh, quit being so emotastic already; you're making the plants wilt.

That band is so emotastic, they make me want to dye my hair and write bad suicide poetry.

It's amazing to me how she can pull off the ugly cry and still look awesome afterward. She's so emotastic.
emotastic by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

Emoalina 

Emoalina is a person that loves to dress like „I don’t give a shit!“. Her favorite color is black like her inner soul. She loves spending time with Alexemo her friend that is secretly her real boyfriend. She is so obsessed with black mascara, black skinny jeans and of course black leather jackets. In school she makes a big difference to other students because of her unusual looks and her blackness combined in her daily outfits. She is a nice, friendly and polite girl. However some people are afraid of her because of her cringe laughing and her constant black make up. Of course all of her accessories are black for sure!!!

Its nice to have a friend like Emoalina! #emosmakelifebetter
Be like an emo and dress blackish to honour queen emoalina!!!
Era of emoalina and her casual style
Emoalina by queennils144 May 24, 2023
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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