Person 1: Woah look at Seth. He's wearing all black, he really needs to get a haircut, and I can see all the slits on his wrists.
Person 2: What an emoggot.

emoggot by shane_y April 24, 2020

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Emoglobin

n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.

Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.

Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.

Emoglobin by Derik October 29, 2006

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emogre

(ee-moe-ger) Noun

1) An unattractive and/or obese person who attempts to wear emo-style clothing.
2) The combination of "emo" and "ogre" portraying a person who thinks he/she is emo but is in actuality an ugly poseur.

Emo Girl: Did you see Xkym (the "x" is silent of course) this morning? God, she looks awful in those tight black pants.

Emo Boy: Yeah, she's a total emogre.

emogre by Gyp Charlatan June 14, 2008

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Emogazum

The act of having an orgasm after suicide or during the act of suicide.

Roger couldn't help but laugh at the fact Vince emogazumed.

Kelly was shocked and appalled at walking in to find Steve in the act of emogazuming.

Emogazum by Artemc June 15, 2011

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