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Emoge; pronounced((em-uj))

Any one of the countless pictures that lame emo kids take of themselves and post along with the definition of emo on urban dictionary or myspace.com; in short, an emo-image.

Often they brush their jet black (died from a natural color) hair over their face as much as possible. Guys wear women's pants. Girls usually wear skirts and pants. A lot of them where black, square-rimmed glasses because they like the Weezer "Beverly Hills Video" (1)

IMPORTANT: you can't look right at the lense. you have to pretend like your life is so bad that you don't care to look directly in the camera because you are too busy thinking about how everything sucks and how much that song by All-American Rejects makes sense to you, even if they stole the idea for their video from post-secret.com.

But it is you, in fact, that has set the timer on your 5-mega-pixel digital camera that you got from you parents for you birthday to take the emoge and post it wherever you think people will be intrigued by how unhappy you look.

And you probably have tried your hardest to look like any member of FallOutBoy, even though they play a lot of drop D, palm-muted power chords with one finger.

(1) it is important to note that Weezer is not emo, but emo's, screamo's and popper's have adopted their look.
(s.) Mark pulled his hair over his eyes and put on some ladies' Seven brand jeans so that he could post his emoge along with his myspace profile.

(pl). There are over 250 emoges along with the urbandictionary definition of emo, and even more on myspace.
emoge by Greg likes rock November 29, 2005
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emoge by ka407 June 22, 2021
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The use of a dab pen quickly followed by hitting your juul or any nicotine in the same breath.
Yooo kitch, you tryna take some emoles?
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An insult directed towards emo people. (Combination of emo and faggot)
Person 1: Woah look at Seth. He's wearing all black, he really needs to get a haircut, and I can see all the slits on his wrists.
Person 2: What an emoggot.
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Emoglobin 

n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.

Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.
Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.
Emoglobin by Derik October 29, 2006

emoceited 

When you're an emotional and conceited person...
Person1: Look at that emoceited person!!
emoceited by Mom0ChanDesu April 5, 2009

emocentric 

a combination of "emo" and "egocentric".
The feeling that nobody else is suffering quite as bad as you are.
Oh, you poor thing. You got a B on your paper. You're really suffering. stop being so emocentric.
emocentric by Ashara December 5, 2004
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