emaul

Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you.

Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.

Bennet: Jenny is such a shrew - she tried to get me fired.
John: let off some steam Bennet, send her an anonymous emaul.

emaul by Grae January 17, 2006

Emaul

To attack via a barrage of email or spam.

Sam's computer was subjected to an emaul attack.

Emaul by Sparky's Dad March 13, 2009

Emaul

Typos which ruin or detract from intended meaning of a digital alphabet/numerical message. More likely to occur if of the older generation.

Origin of emaul is email.

I leave you (instead of 'I love you' )
Do not sue (instead of 'do not use')
I made an emaul error and confused everyone

Emaul by Head of minions MOC February 8, 2019

emaul

To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.

Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.

If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.

emaul by Leif June 10, 2006

emaul

An email containing a very fierce dog capable of crippling the addressee.

"I sent her an emaul. That'll show her."

"wtf is an emaul?!"

"It'll kinda like a howler, you know from Harry Potter. But its sent by email, with a horny, bloodthirsty bulldog in it."

emaul by luame August 31, 2006

email tennis 

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.

"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"

email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

per my previous email 

Can you fucking read?

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.

per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018