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A half Israelite half alien from Saturn emat knows nothing else but to fuck dogs without consent, spasm, bite and eat all your everything before finally raping you
Humans: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS EMAT, RUN HIDE YOUR ASSHOLES HES FUCKING EVERYONE AND THEIR DOGS

Emat: (cums inside dogs)
emat by This was a bad idea July 12, 2017
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The type of guy who is not actually gay, but acts zesty as hell.
Bro why are your toes curled? You're acting like a total Ematt right now
Ematt by Josa$$ November 2, 2022
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Gut Shoot 'Em at the Border 

Phrase that was commonly used by Idahoans in the late 1970's to refer to the Californians that were ascending on Idaho. Neither the practice nor the term will likely come back into vogue as there are now more Californians in Idaho - look at Coeurdifornia for instance - than there are Idahoans. Gut-shooting may not be legal, but many of them off themselves when they become fatalities on the Goat Trail, Idaho's Highway 95 and one of the nation's 9 deadliest highways.
In the 1970's, "Gut Shoot 'Em at the Border" bumper stickers were common on Idahoans vehicles.
Verb()To mentally abuse somebody with cramming and math.
E-Extra
M-Mental
A-Abuse

T-To

H-Human
This is even far worse than math itself.
Person 1:Do want to go eMath today?
Person 2:OH HELL NO, your such a fucking nerd

Person 1:Asian loved eMath
Person 2: shut the fuck up your racist
eMath by Werwereop September 3, 2019

Emathculate 

Combines two words: emasculate and math. Together, it means to make (a person, idea, argument, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective using math.
Person 1: In 3D coordinates, the Y-axis is always up.
Person 2: Actually, the labels are arbitrary and there tend to be two common standards: Y-axis up or Z-axis up.
Person 3: Oh! He just emathculated you!
Emathculate by wormhole009 August 28, 2018
shaun, emato
emato by mjackson4ev August 14, 2009
leah is emato
emato by emato maker August 14, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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