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Elmira, New York 

If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.
While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...

Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?

Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.

Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
Elmira, New York by meme1956 April 7, 2011

Elmira Reheat 

The art of putting one's partner's head in a microwave during sex, then thrusting while slamming the door repeatedly
Richard gave Susan the old Elmira Reheat after a long night at the bar
Elmira Reheat by Richard_12345 January 8, 2016
A name in that derives from Spanish or Arabic origin meaning "Princess, Noble or Beauty." This name is unique and cute. Typically many beautiful girls have this name like Miss Russia 2013 who also shares the stunning name Elmira.
Woah have you seen that new girl Elmira? She looks very gorgeous!
Elmira by GeorgeKing66 May 20, 2019
It is a turkish name used mostly by Iranians. It means, Never dies. "Hargez namir"
Elmira Is a Beautiful young girl, with big brown eyes with broomy eyelashes, she has long waivy thick black hair and she likes to toss it around and show off its beauty. she is not too short and not too tall, with nice curvy boddies, she sure is beautiful and she surely knows it.
There comes that rich girl, Elmira..
Elmira by E S February 11, 2010
A really nice friend who says hi to everyone and lights up the place with her presence.
Not talking about a city, talking about a loving friend called Elmira
Elmira by YouNoeMe February 14, 2010
emyrald is that crazy girl that sits in the back of the class and laughs at her own jokes. she falls in love easily then ends up hating their guts. she tends to be ocd about everything, especially her hair and the amount of followers she has. but in the end, everyone loves her.
you're such an emyrald!

aw! thank you! i think?
emyrald by adelaide March 25, 2013