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A twitter artist who is absolutely trash at valorant. Also very attractive and has amazing hair please date me
Omg elmtom why did you throw your flashbang I hate you
elmtom by pogguy July 16, 2020
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Eltomentoquackquack 

A ritualistic jam. A holy fuck. A bull with reverence. Part 1 of "D Process".
An eltomentoquackquack consists of nothing less than the most requistious sexing you can possibly receive.

The eltomentoquackquack is preferably performed on your birthday. It must be followed by a Winkballs to complete "D Process".
I got an eltomentoquackquack yesterday. She handled me well.
Michael gave his Amazon Echo an eltomentoquackquack.
Khalifa got the blimblimbs because he didn't collect his Winkballs after the eltomentoquackquack.
Eltomentoquackquack by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
Stands for Expo Line Memes for TransLink Oriented Teens. It’s a Facebook group for over 1300 kids with no life to share memes of Vancouver. It is a spin-off of NUMTOT. ELMTOT is also used as a noun for someone who is a member of the group.
Person 1: Hey dawg, are you a NUMTOT?

person 2: Fuck that, I’m an ELMTOT
ELMTOT by WeedTree October 28, 2018

eltomology 

The study of Tom or Eltomo.
I have to get home and study for my eltomology test tomorrow.
eltomology by Fartman696969 November 30, 2021

Eltomology 

The study of people named Tom or Eltomo
Nah, I can’t come over today bro I have to study for my Eltomology test next week.
Eltomology by Fartman696969 December 1, 2021
A Hard-working and intelligence put to the spot.
Fun fact: this is my dads name
You: Wassup Elitome!!
Elitome: whatever
Elitome by YayaBagels February 1, 2022
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