Fartman696969's definitions

Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

McTom

Referring to a person named Tom who works at McDonald’s or someone named Tom that is a McDonald’s junkie

That guy is a total McTom.

by Fartman696969 December 2, 2021

eltomology

The study of Tom or Eltomo.

I have to get home and study for my eltomology test tomorrow.

by Fartman696969 November 30, 2021

bifartual

The ability to fart in different languages.

Hey bro I’m biFartual in Spanish and English

by Fartman696969 October 18, 2021

BiFartual

The ability to fart in different languages.

Hey bro I are you biFartual I could’ve swore I heard you fart in Spanish.

by Fartman696969 October 18, 2021

Eltomology

The study of people named Tom or Eltomo

Nah, I can’t come over today bro I have to study for my Eltomology test next week.

by Fartman696969 December 1, 2021