Definitions by Fartman696969

McTom 

Referring to a person named Tom who works at McDonald’s or someone named Tom that is a McDonald’s junkie

That guy is a total McTom.

McTom by Fartman696969 December 2, 2021

Eltomology 

The study of people named Tom or Eltomo

Nah, I can’t come over today bro I have to study for my Eltomology test next week.

Eltomology by Fartman696969 December 1, 2021

eltomology 

The study of Tom or Eltomo.

I have to get home and study for my eltomology test tomorrow.

eltomology by Fartman696969 November 30, 2021

Phantom Butthole 

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

Phantom Butthole by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

BiFartual 

The ability to fart in different languages.

Hey bro I are you biFartual I could’ve swore I heard you fart in Spanish.

BiFartual by Fartman696969 October 18, 2021

bifartual 

The ability to fart in different languages.

Hey bro I’m biFartual in Spanish and English

bifartual by Fartman696969 October 18, 2021