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Electrotard 

One who is born after 1969 but can't effectively use technology or electronics. Similar to when your mom first used Facebook or a smartphone but in every situation involving technology.
Dave is such an electrotard , it took him 20 minutes to figure out to download the song Truffle Butter to his phone.

I told Jim that his phone can read the composition of his Gizz and tell him whether he's healthy or not, as long as he shot it on the face of his phone. I heard him complain to Roddy that it didn't work... What an electrotard...

electrocardiogram 

electrocardiogram by Mr.Peoples January 25, 2003

Electribador 

My friend's version of an "electric fan".
Person 1: Hey bestie, how do you turn off the electribador?
Person 2: The WHAT-
Person 1: Huh?
Electribador by LocalOmniLady August 2, 2021

Electribador 

My friends tagalog version of an electric fan. Enjoy! :)
1: Hey bestie, how do you turn on the electribador????
2: The WHAT-
1: Huh????
Electribador by LocalOmniLady August 2, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026