Eldred 

The most handsome guy in the world, smart, respectful, kind, humble, loyal.

who ever marries an Eldred is one lucky woman!

Eldred by forgetmedarlingnot April 12, 2013

Eldred 

Small town in McKean County. Really small with a population of somewhere around 860. 99% of the population is white with the rest being mostly Native American. More than a third of the population is less than 24 years old. Everyone knows everyone in Eldred. If someone is racing on the interstate and gets his license taken, the whole town knows about it by the next morning. Drunk nights and poker parties are held every other night. Small town, big drama. The local outdoor icecream shops are the usual hang out spots during the afternoon. The highschool is fused with the neighboring town's as the otto-eldred highschool. Show choir is apparently taken very seriously here.

"Who's that asian with Amber? In Eldred?!"

Eldred by Youngmahn Moon May 24, 2006

Eldred 

Bald, old, very cold.

Nathan thinks that Katie is eldred.

Eldred by Nathan White October 27, 2007

Eldred 

A cold, often rainy and dreary, desolate and depraved, nearly-dead, podunk town in north-western Pennsylvania which few remaining residents eagerly call "home.” For some odd, and off-kilter reason some folks here inexplicably think higher of themselves, shun outsiders and folks visiting who have long-since relocated.

Warning: These type of folks love to show their assholes to one-another. If you get-out of your vehicle here to venture into the local gas station, or Dollar General, don’t be surprised to find yourself staring into the brown-eye of one of these window-watchers.

Oh! Just passing thru and want a fun road-trip game to pass the time?: Come one, come all!... Count the Trump campaign signs still proudly displayed in yards and on flag-poles of these sore-losers… well past the 2020 election. Witness the absurdity of the rusted out pick-up trucks and dilapidated houses with “Keep America Great” slogans on their bumper stickers and unkempt properties.

Hey, did you run into Karen when you were home visiting family in Eldred?

Yeah she insisted on showing us her entire asshole again.

Eldred by BastardFromABasket October 20, 2022

Eldred PA 

A place where superstitious morons continually breed. The cult of Christianity runs strong as does the hatred for anyone not white or a Jesus freak. Basically if you're a drunk, racist, and superstitious prick it will be very appealing to you. Education is strongly discouraged. These simpletons actually encourage their children to participate in dangerous sports for amusement of the entire town. So come be part of the worthless trash today!

Eldred PA is where we get all the brainwashed idiots for the Trump rallies.

Eldred PA by PA is the asshole of America February 15, 2019

annarose adair eldred 

one sad little hoe

lol annarose adair eldred

annarose adair eldred by tiktok god February 19, 2019

Kim Eldred 

A lesbian. She loves to wear backwards hats while cruising down the road.

Kim Eldred drove down the street.

Kim Eldred by ShamGawd July 19, 2015