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El Classico

A legendary football event in British secondary schools in which whole year groups will play against each other. There is no limit on the number of players, the entire school field is the pitch and the ball is constantly in play no matter what happens. All tactics are permitted. A typical El Classico will see years 10 and 11 play against years 12 and 13 but other combinations are possible. Teachers will often watch from the sidelines, fully aware that they cannot intervene in any way. Such is the El Classico's reputation they usually occur only once per year.
"I can't believe you missed the El Classico bruv"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"
El Classico by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 16, 2021
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El classico

When you do coke before you are about to eat a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant, making you not want to touch the food so you just shuffle it around.
We just ordered so much food, what can make this evening even better? - El classico? Yes!
El classico by Nilsko June 8, 2019
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el classico

The perfect combination of marijuana and alcohol. The sum of these two drugs, in the correct mixture produces a feeling of euphoria greater than taking the drugs alone ever could. Be careful though, if you get the mixture wrong you will end up on the floor.
I just smoked a joint and had a few beers, the world is good, I'm totally at el classico right now.
el classico by Aidan- April 16, 2007

El Classico

When a white or white presenting comic or public figure marries a person of color in order to discredit the possibility of that person being racist.
"Bill Burr is el classico"

"I don't trust that el classico white savior shit"
"Joe Rogan, racist? No, he's el classico."
El Classico by Trumboma August 25, 2022

Corringham el classico 

When Daniel Walker and Georgie Bess are together in a relationship and so are Harvey Hamilton and Halle Bagalo. This is because around the time Harvey and Daniel visited Corringham they had the girlfriends above
Hey Daniel fancy a Corringham el classico
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