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El Classico

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A legendary football event in British secondary schools in which whole year groups will play against each other. There is no limit on the number of players, the entire school field is the pitch and the ball is constantly in play no matter what happens. All tactics are permitted. A typical El Classico will see years 10 and 11 play against years 12 and 13 but other combinations are possible. Teachers will often watch from the sidelines, fully aware that they cannot intervene in any way. Such is the El Classico's reputation they usually occur only once per year.
"I can't believe you missed the El Classico bruv"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"
El Classico by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 16, 2021
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El classico

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When you do coke before you are about to eat a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant, making you not want to touch the food so you just shuffle it around.
We just ordered so much food, what can make this evening even better? - El classico? Yes!
El classico by Nilsko June 8, 2019
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el classico

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The perfect combination of marijuana and alcohol. The sum of these two drugs, in the correct mixture produces a feeling of euphoria greater than taking the drugs alone ever could. Be careful though, if you get the mixture wrong you will end up on the floor.
I just smoked a joint and had a few beers, the world is good, I'm totally at el classico right now.
el classico by Aidan- April 16, 2007
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El Classico

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When a white or white presenting comic or public figure marries a person of color in order to discredit the possibility of that person being racist.
"Bill Burr is el classico"

"I don't trust that el classico white savior shit"
"Joe Rogan, racist? No, he's el classico."
El Classico by Trumboma August 25, 2022
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Corringham el classico 

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When Daniel Walker and Georgie Bess are together in a relationship and so are Harvey Hamilton and Halle Bagalo. This is because around the time Harvey and Daniel visited Corringham they had the girlfriends above
Hey Daniel fancy a Corringham el classico
Corringham el classico by hrham06 June 15, 2021
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flophouse 

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Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026
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Hate Sink 

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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
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